just a quick football joke

Man Utd dressing room Before Kick Off on Monday. 'Right lads we should've had this title wrapped up but we've been sloppy. We can't let these blue c**ts snatch it now because they'll never let us live it down. They stung us on the Munich anniversary & stuffed us 6-1. I don't care what you do punch, elbow, push, pull, kick or dive get the f**k out there & get it done!' At this point Ferguson steps in 'Cheers ref I'll take it from here!'.

now now lol

im not going to get my botty smacked am i